My favorite part of the day is the night
— a great quote from a drunk friend
Anonymous asked: whats shezza?
Shezza is everything. Praise Shezza.
Shezza is Sherlock when he was “undercover” and high.
From the unofficial transcript:
MARY: Anyone else? I mean, we’re taking everybody home, are we?
(Sighing, Sherlock shifts to the centre of the rear seat to give Bill some room. Bill gets in and looks round at him.)
BILL: All right, Shezza?
JOHN (incredulously): “Shezza”?
SHERLOCK (tetchily): I was undercover.
MARY: Seriously – “Shezza”, though?!
(Sherlock sighs again.)
JOHN: We’re not going home. We’re going to Bart’s. I’m calling Molly.
(In the rear seat, Sherlock is wiping some of the dirt off his face with a handkerchief.)
JOHN (holding his phone to his ear and turning to look over his shoulder at his friend before directing the rest of the sentence to Mary): Because Sherlock Holmes needs to pee in a jar.
(Sherlock lowers his handkerchief and closes his eyes with exasperation. Mary drives them all away.)
Tonight at the library a cute boy flirted with me and I just kind of
- Person: So why do you like that historical figure?
- Me: *describes their worldview, their major accomplishments, and the impact they made on political and social movements during their lifetime*
- Me: Also they're a cutie patootie.
All I want from the universe is a man to snuggle and a ginormous library