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humorful:

if you’re cute and we’re not dating I’m gonna need a 6 page essay on why not and a 10 page apology letter afterwards

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snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

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petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

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ivyblossom:

I’ve decided to express my judgment of celebrities’ apparent technical skills by guessing what their wireless networks are called.

Steven Moffat: ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Mark Gatiss: MI5 Surveillance Van #4458
Benedict Cumberbatch: linksys
Martin Freeman: CLICK HERE FOR INTERNET MARTIN

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My favorite part of the day is the night

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"My favorite book is If You Give a Moose a Muffin. My second favorite book is Jane Eyre."

— a great quote from a drunk friend

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sherlockspeare:

One of the most important moments in Sherlock history

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Anonymous said: whats shezza?

Shezza is everything. Praise Shezza.

Shezza is Sherlock when he was “undercover” and high.

From the unofficial transcript:

MARY: Anyone else? I mean, we’re taking everybody home, are we?
(Sighing, Sherlock shifts to the centre of the rear seat to give Bill some room. Bill gets in and looks round at him.)
BILL: All right, Shezza?
JOHN (incredulously): “Shezza”?
SHERLOCK (tetchily): I was undercover.
MARY: Seriously – “Shezza”, though?!
(Sherlock sighs again.)
JOHN: We’re not going home. We’re going to Bart’s. I’m calling Molly.
(In the rear seat, Sherlock is wiping some of the dirt off his face with a handkerchief.)
MARY: Why?
JOHN (holding his phone to his ear and turning to look over his shoulder at his friend before directing the rest of the sentence to Mary): Because Sherlock Holmes needs to pee in a jar.
(Sherlock lowers his handkerchief and closes his eyes with exasperation. Mary drives them all away.)

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toleratetheworldofdemons:

All I want from the universe is a man to snuggle and a ginormous library

avermonterabroad said:

So you basically want to be Belle? Am I correct?

yES

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