if you’re cute and we’re not dating I’m gonna need a 6 page essay on why not and a 10 page apology letter afterwards
I’ve decided to express my judgment of celebrities’ apparent technical skills by guessing what their wireless networks are called.
Steven Moffat: ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Mark Gatiss: MI5 Surveillance Van #4458
Benedict Cumberbatch: linksys
Martin Freeman: CLICK HERE FOR INTERNET MARTIN
My favorite part of the day is the night
— a great quote from a drunk friend
Anonymous said: whats shezza?
Shezza is everything. Praise Shezza.
Shezza is Sherlock when he was “undercover” and high.
From the unofficial transcript:
MARY: Anyone else? I mean, we’re taking everybody home, are we?
(Sighing, Sherlock shifts to the centre of the rear seat to give Bill some room. Bill gets in and looks round at him.)
BILL: All right, Shezza?
JOHN (incredulously): “Shezza”?
SHERLOCK (tetchily): I was undercover.
MARY: Seriously – “Shezza”, though?!
(Sherlock sighs again.)
JOHN: We’re not going home. We’re going to Bart’s. I’m calling Molly.
(In the rear seat, Sherlock is wiping some of the dirt off his face with a handkerchief.)
JOHN (holding his phone to his ear and turning to look over his shoulder at his friend before directing the rest of the sentence to Mary): Because Sherlock Holmes needs to pee in a jar.
(Sherlock lowers his handkerchief and closes his eyes with exasperation. Mary drives them all away.)
Tonight at the library a cute boy flirted with me and I just kind of